The Breakdown

A little extra today, this was written for performance so feel free to perfom it to yourself, it works especially well with a mobile phone against your ear...........

Hello, is that the breakdown service?

I have broken down.

Stalled. 

Static, still

and stationary

Absolutely

Will not budge

Inert, inactive, 

immobilised

Rooted to the spot

All movement ceased, 

stopped.....

.....at a standstill, can’t get going, no matter what I try

I

have broken down.

Pardon? Fuel?

I don’t think that’s a problem

When did I fill up?

Well, speaking honestly, continually;

just this morning cereal, and chocolate, tea and biscuits... cake.... oh....

wait.......

What did you say....

.....you only do cars?

Oh......

Thanks......Ok.